Here at Fat Lace HQ we take our freedom of speech and journalistic license very seriously indeed. But something of paramount importance to us is the need to post pictures of rappers posing with dogs. On hearing DMX had his home raided by Hip-Hop Police based on a tip off by the Baha Men, we felt the need to lighten up your Monday with a caption competition. All captions will benefit from the glory of having your name posted on the Fat Lace blog. What, that isn’t enough for you?
Perhaps somebody should point out to Earl that the best way to exhibit your Pitbull would be to take a leaf from Damien Hirst’s book and suspend it in a tank of formaldehyde. Simply holding it in the air for hours is tiring and quite unnecessary.
p.s For the record we asked DMX if he was any relation to the rapper Just-Ice and he said no.
p.p.s. Tim Dog was available for comment and gave us these words: ‘I would like to apologise to all the residents of Compton for any offense caused in the past. I have a new record out this year.’
p.p.p.s. Ice Dog of Tuff Crew was available for comment and had this to say: ‘We don’t advocate the harming of dogs in My Part Of Town’
p.p.p.p.s. The K-9 Posse were unavailable for comment
Simmons, at the Ruff Ryder Convention yesterday:
Shakur, at his California home earlier today:
7 responses so far ↓
1 Raf // Sep 10, 2007 at 7:00 am
DMX loved he new Korean boil in the bag he got a Sainsbury’s
2 Lupang // Sep 10, 2007 at 8:11 am
Re-Introducing: Ja Rule
(sainsbury’s haha)
3 The_P // Sep 10, 2007 at 8:33 am
“Son, ‘Im Just Hangin out’..was the Dogs Bollox!”.
4 Floss // Sep 10, 2007 at 10:59 am
It’s my dog with the drug problem. He sniffs crack…
5 Suge // Sep 10, 2007 at 11:20 am
‘Pac, you told me you put that dog down after it pissed on my Persian Rug
6 Two Pack // Sep 10, 2007 at 11:21 am
Ha, tricked you but you’ll never find me in my Swiss hide-out anyway.
7 whut? // Sep 19, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Dave cuts the record down to the bone…get it…dog…bone…oh, it’s not Davy DMX is it…DMX should put the dog down and get back with Just-Ice for a reunion, he was always a better human beat boxer than he is a rapper/actor.
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