“The invitation clearly instructed everyone to come dressed as their favourite Clan member” an irritated U-God yelled down the phone. “So why rub everyone up the wrong way and come as Darth Vader?” replied Meth. Speculation was rife as to why Ghost came dressed as his favourite intergalactic baddie after the RZA had put months of thought into the Wu-Tang reunion Xmas party. Should he go for a James Bond theme, Wizard Of Oz, no, everyone should come dressed as their favourite Wu member but not as themselves. As you can see, Genius has an uncanny likeness to Rae. He even buffed up on Pro Gain for the shindig.
Ghost, seemingly unimpressed with ‘8 Diagrams’ and blatantly on a dolo-mission, gave the fancy dress equivalent of a ‘fuck you’ to Bobby ‘Steve Carell’ Digital, who like his on-screen namesake just has no control of the newly reformed and unruly Clan. Needless to say it all worked out fine. Deck snogged Killa, both turning up to the studio the next morning a little red-faced. Meth puked on Ghost’s Wallys which ended up in a drunken scuffle with U-God screaming ‘it’s not worf it!’, before breaking up the scrap. RZA swore he witnessed the ghost of Ol’ Dirty sat on the photocopier cackling to himself before passing out, half-empty bottle of Tennessee’s finest in hand.
Raw and uncut footage from the Xmas party
Just to get things started as we have busy lives and you don’t. Or is it the other way around?:
Raekwon The Sith, SOl’0 Dirty Bastard, Grand Verbalizer Moff Tarkin, Queen Jamilliatifah, Darth Mac Maul, Jabba The Damaja, The Chewbaccwudz, DJ Yoda, hmmm, we’re spent, over to you guys, you’re much better at this, we do the story part…
24 responses so far ↓
1 the doctors advocaat // Dec 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Surely Jawa the damaja is better?
Mos (Def) Eisley (the spaceport on Tatooine for those not sufficiently geeky..), J.V.C Force, Eazy E-wok..
2 the doctors advocaat // Dec 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Mase Windu?
3 the doctors advocaat // Dec 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
R2Pac-D2?
4 the doctors advocaat // Dec 4, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Obi-Wan Kanyeobi?
5 i the t // Dec 4, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Han K-Solo
CB3P0
Obie-trice kenobi
X-clan fighter
Ty-fighter
Princess Mia
6 the doctors advocaat // Dec 4, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Can’t believe I missed T.I fighter
7 End Level Boss // Dec 4, 2007 at 8:17 pm
DJ Yoda, or is that too easy?
8 End Level Boss // Dec 4, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Admiral Ackinyelebar?
9 GODBODYOURSELFNIGGA // Dec 4, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Uncle Luke Skywalker?
JEEEEEZZZZZ…
(Yawn)
10 Pete Knocka // Dec 5, 2007 at 3:55 am
Bubba (Sparkx) Fett? Doctor Ice Station Zebra? Million Dantooine? Psy(Cho Les) Snootles? Boulevard MossEisley?
11 i the t // Dec 5, 2007 at 5:13 am
snaggle proof
12 Hostspace Fillah // Dec 5, 2007 at 5:55 am
EXCLUSIVE NEW WU-TANG VID > http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1172780908
13 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Dec 5, 2007 at 6:55 am
Allah U Admiral Ackbar -”it’s a Trap(-hop)” – by Brand Nubian would work better but END OF LEVEL BOSS’ Admiral Akinyelebar is good too. Speaking of Akinyele and Star Wars, it’s the AT-AT-HA-HA, the AT-AT-HOO-HOO.
14 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:05 am
Princess Leia-dy Of Rage? Bossk Hog Barbarians? Half-A-Mil(ennium Falcon)? IG88 And Hazardous?
15 i the t // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:13 am
(Storm)Troop Home
16 i the t // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:13 am
Death Starr
17 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:15 am
I’m tryna think of one for Jabba’s little lackey Salacious Crumb but the best i can come up with is Salaciouscrumbjah Boy/Sister Salaciouscrumbjah. There has be a better one than those, though.
18 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:22 am
Greedo Dwellas? World Class Wookie Cru?
19 i the t // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:26 am
“World Class Wookie Crew” roflnsiotkaihtciulafs !!!
20 Dan Large // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:30 am
i like that Company Flow track Endor End Burners, never cared for RJD2 much post Dead Ringer, sorry def jux but here’s a funny related link where spank rock catch a bad one and cage clearly disassociates himself from anything his masterful leader speaks his mind on http://www.ifilm.com/video/2912478
on an old school tip I loved Afrika Bambaataa’s Death Star Mix
Back in the day’s I used to cop a lot of mixtapes by DJ Tusken Raider of the X-Wing-Ecutioners
21 Ghost Vader - Global Grind: Music // Dec 5, 2007 at 3:34 pm
[...] like each other.Needless to say, all kinds of you-know-what hit the fan.Classic Wu-Tang shenanigans.Read More at Fat Lace MagazineHas Ghostface finally burned his last piece of the Wu bridge? Published Dec 05 2007, 02:36 [...]
22 Dan Large // Dec 6, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Kev E Kev and Admiral A.K.B.ar – Listen To The Man
CLASSIC !
23 Billy Banjax // Dec 20, 2007 at 7:47 am
2-Pacca.
Jeru tha DamaJar-Jar.
C-3PO.D.B. / C3PO-Murder / Pimp C-3PO.
Boba Digital.
O.D.B.-Wan Kenobi.
24 Billy Banjax // Dec 21, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Souljar-jar Boy
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