Yes, we’re fresh out the editorial meeting. We’ve got some great features lined up but here are a few that didn’t make the final cut this week:
- Stack Bundles finally meets his hero Giant Haystacks in heaven (R.I.P. to both)
- Flo Rida on Obama’s win in I Owa
- Pubic Enemy: When 75,000 copies of ‘Yo! Bum Rush The Show’ were recalled because of a typo
- Rick Ross and Rick Rock meet Rik Mayall
- Public Enemy: Jive intern fired, ATCQ blames label for another cock up
- The Lost Boyz change their name after getting ’sat nav’ for Christmas
- AZ hangs up his mic and calls it a day…we hope


21 responses so far ↓
1 lace da booze // Jan 6, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Get It On The Floor – DMX berates the long ball tactics of struggling premiership teams.
Derek and Proud – Derek B lashes out against Sadat X changing his name.
Bloomin’ Cistern – LL Cool J’s domestic plumbing problems
i’m not having that about AZ though…
2 AaronM // Jan 7, 2008 at 12:20 am
What’s this about AZ? Dude’s still got it.
3 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
AZ? I liked that last LP.
lemme brainstorm for some ideas…back in a hot minute.
4 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 11:45 am
DMX’s on BMX’s…Old School legend Davy DMX, DMX the beatbox and DMX the rapper who likes dogs (and barks like one on records) talk endos, bunnyhops and 360’s.
5 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Yeah, i think AZ’s one of the few 90s NY rapper who has been pretty good the past 3 or so years. Better than Nas, in fact.
Eric B. And Wankin’ – Eric B finds out if excessive masturbation really does cause blindness.
Mitchell Slick – the Mitchell brothers from popular UK soap Eastenders meet San Diego’s number one gangsta rapper Mitchy Slick and then bump into Slick Rick and jovial uk grime act The Mitchell Brothers.
6 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’m Freeeeeee(way) – Freeway, Beanie Sigel, Peedi Crakk and Young Gunz pour out a little liquor for John “Mr Humphries” Inman and tell the Fat Lace crew about their favorite episodes of 70s uk sitcom Are You Being Served.
7 Brian Beck From Wisconsin // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Rhymefast – Rhymefest discovers if fasting is a sensible option for crash-course dieters.
Lakim Sha-spazz – Lakim Shabazz meets Steven Hawking to discuss whether black holes are black or proud.
8 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
That lakim one cracked me up!
Lakim Sh-Baz – Lakim Shabazz meets Barry from Eastenders/Extras and gives him a late 80’s/early 90’s Hip Hop makeover with beads and all that arfican stuff.
Shep in the Arean – Premo and Guru meet John Noaks and pay tribute to their favourite Blue Peter pet.
Sleeping with the Emery – Political rap hero Paris breaks the grip of shame and interviews Fat Lace’s Andrew Emery asking him why he’s been sleeping on all the Paris material since Guerilla Funk, especially his cameos on the last 26 P.E. ‘albums’.
Jeezy and Weezy give health tips on what to do this winter if you get a bit sneezy.
Proop Doggy Dog – The DL on the new collabo LP between Snoop and the best comedian/MC ever to bless a mic, Greg Proops from Who’s Line Is It Anway (Clive Anderson on beats once again).
2 Times Dope -They’re back minus DJ Woody Wood
9 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
that should real ’shep in the ARENA’!
10 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
read, even! I’ve gone all dyslectic.
11 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Bjorn in the Bronx – Forget The incredible bongo band, james brown and Funkadelic, Fatlace reveal how it was ‘Waterloo’ by Abba that really got those old school b-boys hyped the most.
12 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Braun in the Bronx – How Kool Herc’s collection os Braun electrical appliances shaped Hip Hop as we know it, from his Bruan Coffee maker that provided those old b-boys with all the cafeine they needed to dance all night to his Braun Hair Crimpers that Melle Mel borrowed and never gave back.
13 lace da booze // Jan 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Decker & The Soul Brother – Pete Rock speaks on his upcoming Japanese only collabo with T’Pau songstress Carol Decker
14 lace da booze // Jan 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Let The Rippon Hit Em – Angela Rippon does ,erm, something with Eric B. Or Rakim.
15 lace da booze // Jan 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
its just struck me that these posts arent a million miles away from Alan Partridge pitching ideas to the Chief Commisioner at the BBC
‘A Partridge Among The Pigeons…’
16 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Just thinking about that alan partridge shit makesme laugh…genius…lace da booze comin’ correct with those too, Angela Rippon, hilarious!
17 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 7:36 pm
T Ski Valley meets up with the Colne Valley Male Voice Choir to find out about their new project, a cover version of Terminator X’s ‘Valley Of The Jeep Beats’ LP.
18 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Dry Rugged Man Dry – RA on this season’s must have umberellas and wellies.
The Bill Collector – Rumours of Bushwick Bill’s secret love of stamp collecting are confirmed.
Smiley The Ghetto Child meets his opposite, Fatlace ‘target’ reader, Frowny The Suburban 40 year old.
Philadelphia Freeway -Free talks about his favourite soft cheese.
19 country bumpkin // Jan 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Public Enema – Is Chuck D really gonna broadcast his upcoming medical procedure live on the net?!
20 country bumpkin // Jan 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Fatlace give AZ and A to Z of Leeds and ask hime to get from Woodhouse to Headingly on foot.
21 lace da booze // Jan 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm
AZ and Lil Wayne go head to head in a reggae style soundclash.
Wayne performs every verse he’s written in 2007, AZ performs ‘The Come Up’ and wins.
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