Yes, we know we’re not upping with our usual swiftness this week. Think of it as an up north trip where no-one got hurt. The reason for our slackness? Mind your business. And if you’ve got no business, just make it your business to leave the Kings alone. Breakdown! We asked our man Johnny Depth to pitch some ideas, but unfortunately they were these, and we rejected them all…
– “It wasn’t me, it was MC Boob!” Steady B’s appeal reaches new heights of desperation
– ShockDell Dell Shock: The Rammellzee collaborator’s amazement at the price of laptops
– “Yo-Yo was taken.” How Ne-Yo got that name
– Just a friendly game on Facebook: How Large Professor got hooked on Scrabulous
– ‘Abbayah! Cherplaaw!Gok! Gok! Gok!’ 2008’s new gunshot onomatopoeia unveiled
– Funkmaster Flakes: Wizard Wiz on his crumbly chocolate addiction
– Pud got me feeling the Hain: How a discussion over dessert got Big Noyd interested in Labour Party financial scandals
– GZA latest: “There are only 34 chambers, we were exaggerating”
– Spigg Nice, Paul Nice, Greg Nice and D-Nice have a ‘Nice off’ in Nice, France
– WC and the Sad Turtle: A modern fairy tale featuring the medium-sized one from Westside Connection
– Trina’s massive cunt
– “Ne-Yo was taken in the future.” How Yo-Yo got that name
– Barracks? 0 Bummers: America’s next president comes out against gays in the military
– Mean Uggin’: Xzibit refuses to splash out on the latest winter boots for his wifey
13 responses so far ↓
1 captain spaulding // Feb 8, 2008 at 2:59 pm
what happened to pete nice in the ‘Nice Off’?
Bum Cheeks – Mr Cheeks on his former pre-rap years as an unemployed bum on the streets on the NY.
2 captain spaulding // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Also, what happened to the legendary UK rap sensation UNCLE B NICE? he was doing that scratchy thing with his mouth when Rahzel was in nappies (diapers).
anyway…
Center Of Retention – Recruitment issues with new fatlace human resources officer Rob O.
Booty Collins – Phil Collins & Michelle Collins in a celebrity booty dance competition hosted by…erm…bootsy collins (I can’t think of any Hip Hop artists called Colin!).
3 captain spaulding // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Game For A Laugh – The Game laments the sad loss of UK funny man Jeremy Beedle and explains why he will be sorely missed the folk of Compton. “He knew about struggle…even though he had that tiny hand he made it to the top of his game, dude was a fuckin legend, he’s an inspiration to all of us”
4 brian beck from wisconsin // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Spoonbender Gee – Spoonie Gee tells the Fat Lace crew that he’s the new improved black Uri Geller.
Who shot J.R? – J.R Writer of Dipset tells Dan Large how he’s never gotten over being shot with a spud-gun by some white girl he didn’t even know in 6th grade.
Groundhog Trae – Trae sits down with Barrie Bee to discuss how he feels like Bill Murray in his best movie to date what with the constant cycle of cousin and rhyme partner Z-Ro being in and out of prison every few months
A Bathing AP – AP 9 of Mob Figaz shows Drew Huge his bathroom and explains how he prefers taking baths to showering.
Street Nozzles Pointed At Your Noz – Scaramanga prefers Fat Lace to Cocaine Blunts and he will back his opinion up if neccessary.
5 captain spaulding // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Chamarillionaire – Fish from Mariilion on the unlikely southern rap star featuring on the legendary soft rock groups’ comeback single ‘keigleigh 2008′.
6 captain spaulding // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Bringin’ 48 Back – Fatlace get the latsest on rumours about Nas’ answer record to the Cool Kids ‘Bringin’ 88 Back’, in the same vein as the ‘where are they now’ remixes, but this time featuring Al Jolson, Perry Como and The Andrews Sisters.
7 RIZZ // Feb 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm
WC and the sad turtle….. hahahhahaa…. i’d pay good money to see that
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8 i the t // Feb 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Bring the Peat Back – Hilltop archeologists make plea for return of evidence at site of unearthed 1000 yr old body.
It’s My Peat – Sweet Tee’s counterclaim
Boys Aint Nothin But Rouble – Ice Cream Tee checks out some Moscow Gigolo’s
It Ain’t Hard To Fell – Nas on lumberjack sabbatical
I Ain’t No Yolk – Eric the animal rights campaigner seeks new legislation over the point at which an egg becomes a chicken.
9 lace da booze // Feb 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm
The Hill Thats Real – Billy Danze, Fame & Laze choose their favourite Benny Hill sketches.
10 Panda Pops // Feb 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Nas is ike – Kelis plays tina turner in a remake of the not very good film “Whats love got to do with it?” and nas scoops the plum role of her jabbing and weaving husband .
11 i the t // Feb 10, 2008 at 5:10 am
Nippin Into Marks’s – Lingerie shopping with Queen Mother Rage
12 captain spaulding // Feb 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I liked that Tina Turner film, I saw it years ago in a cinema as part of a ‘ladies of rap’ competition hosted by DJ Elaine…Lady UK won it…was anyone else there? What happened to lady UK? Q-Tee (who did that ‘africa’ track) performed too…anyway, that Tina Turner film was OK at the time, but haven’t seen it in 15 years!
13 Panda Pops // Feb 11, 2008 at 7:37 am
Each to their own but its no Trespass…
Muller Lyte – 70s german footballing goal machine Gerd Muller and MC Lyte taste test various reduced fat yogurts.
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