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Actors Who Rap #2: Tom Green (UPDATE with video)

January 21st, 2009 · 10 Comments

Canadian funny guy Tom Green is most famous for knowing what Drew Barrymore’s front bum looks like, oh and being very funny. But before all that he rapped. Yes, it’s the second instalment of….Actors Who Rap, who knew? Tom’s group, a clever play on words, released their debut wax in 1992. Not a million miles away in Queens, New York rappers Po and Monch had a similar group name and were cooking up a storm with the late great Paul C. Come to think of it Organized Rhyme should have called themselves Organized Konfusion and vice versa. We think the name change would have been more apt. The latter were at least organized enough to make a career out of rhyming where as Tom ditched his rapping career after ‘Check The O.R.’ failed to even go wood in the hood. And ‘wood’ in Canada equals 100 copies. In all seriousness we think it was a pretty good effort, check the skills “I got a ride and you’re just a pedestrian, I grab a horse and jump like equestrian, I talk smooth like Lando Calrissian”. At least Tom got this out of his system in the 90’s, god bless Joaquim but he’s obviously having a personal crisis, albeit with good taste in 90’s hip-hop.

And if you don’t believe us, it’s all to see on Tom’s Wiki page.

Organized Rhyme – Check The O.R. (Armadillo Mix)



Tags: Actors Who Rap · Audio

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 brian beck from wisconsin // Jan 21, 2009 at 7:53 am

    LOL @ I talk smooth like Lando Calrissian.

    Well, um, i suppose he has more quotables than MC Marvelous.

  • 2 Johnny Blackwell // Jan 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    He dropped another album in 2006 too.

    http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/7004900/a/Prepare+For+Impact.htm

  • 3 JK // Jan 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Funny you guys bring up his old rap group… Tom just posted an Organized Rhyme interview from 1990 on his blog. Here’s the link http://tomgreen.com/blog/?post=613

  • 4 Jonathan // Mar 12, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    how is he most famous for “nowing what Drew Barrymore’s front bum looks like”?

    hes most famous for his comedy, and now he has a online tv show with 40 million downloads a month, able to go live whenever, 100% independant, ability to do whatever he and his viewers want. currently he gets 40 million downloads a month. he has started a subscription service that will allowhim to hire full time editors, director, cameramen and spend more money on the channel. you guys should check it out…

  • 5 Jonathan // Mar 12, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    infact you know what, i was too nice, how insenstive of you to even include toms name in the same sentance as her. dont you think hes been through enough already? how would you like it if cnn news went live and said your most famous for knowing you EX? have you even had a partener before?

    shit like that isnt nice and jornalists like you and many around the world have no need to spread this shit around the world how about talking about what they have done good for once?

    “fatlacemagazine.com is most famous for spreading shit across the internet”

  • 6 yo mamma // Mar 12, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Hey FatFace Magazine… question for ya. How many “writers” on crack did it take to come up with that ill-informed paragraph? I know I want my news sourses using wikipedia as their go-to place for info. *smirk* Tom’s got enough wood in his hood to keep you off foodstamps for a lifetime. Your bum.

  • 7 My Name Is Hammy // Mar 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Nice job using Wikipedia as a source. Fifth Graders know better than that. Although, judging from the writing here I’m guessing that’s about your reading level. Just stop embarrassing yourself, quit writing, and go back to beating women up.

  • 8 COLOURDEAF // Mar 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    TOM GREEN IS AWESOME !!!!!!

  • 9 COLOURDEAF // Mar 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO A.I.D.S

  • 10 KTown // Mar 13, 2009 at 12:43 am

    We are out there I like to see this! You really should do your research before you put a statement out there for all to read. The internet is a pretty easy tool to use and you may have found out the really facts about Mr. Green. Easy place to start TomGreen.com!!

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