Here are some of the stories we considered for Fat Lace this week, we just didn’t think they had legs.
- Naive Tongue: Phife thinks the credit crunch means he doesn’t have pay his Visa bill anymore
- The Real Weight: MTV’s new reality show for lard arses hosted by Chubb Rock
- Finsta Bundy: Married With Children’s forgotten star
- Chino L: Hispanic rapper shares his dieting secrets
- RA the Smooth Man: The underground rapper discovers Gillette Mach 3’s.
- Jury Duty: Evidence gives Evidence
- Extra Prolific: Not as prolific as first thought
- Peter Files: Peter Rosenberg up close and personal with Pete Rock, Peter Gunz & Petey Pablo
- Feel the Heartbeat: Rappers to get lessons in CPR
9 responses so far ↓
1 brian beck from wisconsin // Feb 5, 2009 at 6:44 am
Krs Gok Wan : Hip hop heffer Ms. Melodie has been suffering body image issues since Poet’s cruel jibes about her weight and resemblance to Miss Piggy/Ralph Kramden on Taking You Out forced Krs One to dump her but now 20 years later the Blastmaster has returned to help improve her self esteem with patronizing advice as he minces around squawking You go, girlfriend! at everything in sight.
2 i the t // Feb 5, 2009 at 9:50 am
feel the horns – cold crush take to yellowstone country park for some antler analysis
3 Drew Huge // Feb 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
^^
Ha ha!
4 salvador darlo // Feb 5, 2009 at 2:15 pm
The rejected ideas are the funniest shit ever. The DJ Devastate one will never be topped though.
5 101 names // Feb 6, 2009 at 7:28 am
‘Manwomanbogie’ – Q-Tip looks at differences in nose picking habits between the sexes.
Credit Crunch To The Nation – was MC Fusion responsible for the global meltdown?
6 Pete Knocka // Feb 6, 2009 at 7:34 am
As the man who invented Rejected Ideas, it gladdens my heart to see it still going strong.
7 End Level Boss // Feb 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm
- Pubic Enemy: Terminator X talks about the epidemic of sexually transmitted diseases amongst today’s teenagers (and remember, he speaks with his hands).
8 i the t // Feb 9, 2009 at 8:35 am
public enema -
Chuck D unveils a new holistic rebirth/self-cleansing technique
based on the theory that humiliation is an essential criteria for the attainment of physical/spiritual purity.
9 101 names // Feb 9, 2009 at 9:58 am
Lords Willin’: Why corrupt Peers in the House of Lords can’t enough of Pusha T and Malice.
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