Another week, another opportunity to kick Kanye when he’s already down, or is it? Nay we say, let us celebrate his genius and allow him space to make something like his first two albums again. Even his third album, minus anything like that Mos Def shite. If we said we knew what this week would bring we’d be fibbing. All we know is that Asher Roth’s fate will be decided. Apart from that who knows what our creative team will bring in the form of ruckus, mad drama and pain.

In the meantime, here’s a list of things you definitely will not be reading here at Fat Lace because these ideas have already been well and truly rejected.

Harry Hill That’s Real TV Burp – Harry Hill takes a look at the previous week’s TV with a little help from Lil’ Fame, ASAP and Big Ken.

Fifteen to KRS One – Thirteen just isn’t good enough any more for the Blastmaster.

My Homies Under The Hammer – Scarface auctions off various  Geto Boys and Face Mob members to the highest bidders.

DJ Cash Money In The Attic – DJ Cash Money finds out if those Houghton Weavers and Charley Pride albums you’ve got in your attic have got breaks on them.

Strictly Go Dumb Dancing – A Who can pull the best Thizz face? competition hosted by Bruce Fearless Foursyth and Tess Daily Operation.

Are You Being Mr. Serv On-ed – Mr Serv On tells us why he always preferred Mrs Slocombe over Miss Brahms.