As Nasir said, ‘No Idea’s Original’. He also said ‘Kelis, will you marry me’. He also (probably) said ‘Kelis, you cheating c**t, I’m calling the lawyers in’ some two years later, so we’ll take his words of wisdom with a pinch of salt. So with a distinct lack of rap news this week the Fat Lace editorial team met yesterday in an attempt to spice up the week’s proceedings. Here are a few ideas that didn’t make the cut.
B.G. meets the Bee Gees
In Full Gear: Daddy O considers names for his new driving school
Float On: While Fruitkwan invests in a hovercraft
Illa than J Dilla: Other rapper’s weird diseases
Erykah Babu: real DJ’s Wives
Mod Deep: Havoc’s love for Quadrophenia
Most-wanted comebacks no.218: Sham & The Professor
Thyme’s Up: OC’s crazy herb-based stock exchange!
Unsteady B: How Parkinson’s is affecting rap’s golden generation
I killed all my landlords: Boots from The Coup’s homeless years
Pfeiffer’s Platinum Pied Ryker Phifer Piper Lifer Cipher: Hollywood star Michelle goes off the dome with Mekhi Phifer, Phife, The Lifer’s Group, the Platinum Pied Pipers and Rowdy Roddy Piper. On Ryker’s Island!
From Lil fame to Lorra Fame: Lil Fame gets a surprising boost in popularity after an appearance on Cilla Black’s ‘Surprise Surprise’
Trends of Culture: Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP appoints the 90’s rap group in an ‘advisory’ capacity
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1 brian beck from wisconsin // Jun 25, 2009 at 8:23 am
Cookies & Cream – what would happen if the 3 remaining members of Screwball bumrushed Wimbledon and supplant the traditional snack of strawberries and cream with their own combination? Fat Lace finds out.
Ah, fuck it. It’s tennis themed crap pun time :
Steffi Grafh
Rafa NadAlchemist
Roger Fed-Xerer
Nastase Nas
Red Hot Navratilova Tone
Sharapova Cee & Cassanova Rud
Project Pat Cash
John MacDre’n'Z-Ro
Fred Percee P
Pete SamPras (from The Fugees)
2 i the t // Jun 26, 2009 at 1:01 am
i was just writing some up when i heard the news about Jacko.
so in respect for the dead…
Sha’ moany
Beat Iter
Ghost Face Thriller
The Girls are mine
Just another case of that old PYT
3 Drew Huge // Jun 26, 2009 at 7:36 am
On the tennis tip:
Michael Stic.man
Arthur Asher Rosh
Fred Wreck Perry
Andre the Giant Agassi
Steffi Graf Luva
Tracy Dallas Austin
Pam Ab-Shriver
Yannick Wiz
Hana Mandlik-Hova
Ivan Full of Pakistan Lendl
Scott La Coste
T La Coste
Rod Flava
Stefan Nappy Ed-berg
4 Johnny Depth // Jun 26, 2009 at 10:00 am
Mixed Doubles X Posse
HawkI’N'I
New Yak Ballz please
Georgie Stoop Doggy Dogg
Kutmaster Centre Kurt
Godgather WimbleDon
Gats Wilander
Ty (break)
Deuce Crew Dis
The Last Umpirer
Gift Of The Gabriela Sabatini
and finally…
Robin Sodermistahling*
(* Mistah Ling, of course, being the vocalist who provides the ragga interlude on Mad Flava’s Housewreckers)
5 dan large // Jun 27, 2009 at 5:26 am
Iiiight, here we go:
Craig McEnroe
S1W19’s
Cypress Henman Hill
Samprass Hill
The Henman Hill That’s Real
The Centre Court Is Now In Session
Monie 40-Love (apply to any other Love’s)
Keith Murray Mania
To The East Agassisseeeees
6 dan large // Jun 27, 2009 at 5:47 am
Grand Slam Verbaliser
The Federeration
The Tennis Crack Commandments
I Gotcha US Open
Royal Flushing Meadows
Mass Appeal
The Seed (roots)
Deuce Ace Detonator (tuff crew double pun!)
Master Ace
Feel The Rain
You Chalk Too Much (run dmc)
7 i the t // Jun 27, 2009 at 6:44 am
lol ^ game, set and match !
or should i say ‘the Game, set (trippin) and biaatch’.
8 Johnny Depth // Jun 27, 2009 at 8:42 am
Byron Black, Rock and Ron
Bobby Jimmy Connors and the Critters
DJ Bjorn Supreme Allah
Boom Biddy Bye Bye (to the fourth round due to injured opponent)
Greg Nice-edski
Chris Evert-Lloydbanks
Keothavong Nigga Ta Fuck Wit
Billie Jean King Tee
Mr Lawnge Tennis Association
and one of which I am very proud
Gerulaitis Up by Li’l Kim
Large, I’ll get the next Splattahouse to you in the week.
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