Comments on: Rejected Ideas

By: Johnny Depth

Johnny Depth — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:42:29 +0000

Byron Black, Rock and Ron
Bobby Jimmy Connors and the Critters
DJ Bjorn Supreme Allah
Boom Biddy Bye Bye (to the fourth round due to injured opponent)
Greg Nice-edski
Chris Evert-Lloydbanks
Keothavong Nigga Ta Fuck Wit
Billie Jean King Tee
Mr Lawnge Tennis Association

and one of which I am very proud

Gerulaitis Up by Li’l Kim

Large, I’ll get the next Splattahouse to you in the week.

By: i the t

i the t — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:44:44 +0000

lol ^ game, set and match !

or should i say ‘the Game, set (trippin) and biaatch’.

By: dan large

dan large — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:47:10 +0000

Grand Slam Verbaliser
The Federeration
The Tennis Crack Commandments
I Gotcha US Open
Royal Flushing Meadows
Mass Appeal
The Seed (roots)
Deuce Ace Detonator (tuff crew double pun!)
Master Ace
Feel The Rain
You Chalk Too Much (run dmc)

By: dan large

dan large — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:26:21 +0000

Iiiight, here we go:

Craig McEnroe
S1W19’s
Cypress Henman Hill
Samprass Hill
The Henman Hill That’s Real
The Centre Court Is Now In Session
Monie 40-Love (apply to any other Love’s)
Keith Murray Mania
To The East Agassisseeeees

By: Johnny Depth

Johnny Depth — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:00:48 +0000

Mixed Doubles X Posse
HawkI’N'I
New Yak Ballz please
Georgie Stoop Doggy Dogg
Kutmaster Centre Kurt
Godgather WimbleDon
Gats Wilander
Ty (break)
Deuce Crew Dis
The Last Umpirer
Gift Of The Gabriela Sabatini
and finally…
Robin Sodermistahling*

(* Mistah Ling, of course, being the vocalist who provides the ragga interlude on Mad Flava’s Housewreckers)

By: Drew Huge

Drew Huge — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:36:45 +0000

On the tennis tip:
Michael Stic.man
Arthur Asher Rosh
Fred Wreck Perry
Andre the Giant Agassi
Steffi Graf Luva
Tracy Dallas Austin
Pam Ab-Shriver
Yannick Wiz
Hana Mandlik-Hova
Ivan Full of Pakistan Lendl
Scott La Coste
T La Coste
Rod Flava
Stefan Nappy Ed-berg

By: i the t

i the t — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:01:51 +0000

i was just writing some up when i heard the news about Jacko.

so in respect for the dead…

Sha’ moany
Beat Iter
Ghost Face Thriller
The Girls are mine
Just another case of that old PYT

By: brian beck from wisconsin

brian beck from wisconsin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:23:33 +0000

Cookies & Cream – what would happen if the 3 remaining members of Screwball bumrushed Wimbledon and supplant the traditional snack of strawberries and cream with their own combination? Fat Lace finds out.

Ah, fuck it. It’s tennis themed crap pun time :

Steffi Grafh

Rafa NadAlchemist

Roger Fed-Xerer

Nastase Nas

Red Hot Navratilova Tone

Sharapova Cee & Cassanova Rud

Project Pat Cash

John MacDre’n'Z-Ro

Fred Percee P

Pete SamPras (from The Fugees)