Another week, another batch of rejected ideas from our crack team of ideologists. We could talk about how Drake will be the best selling artist of the year, how Bay Area hip-hop is mostly a little bit rubbish, how shit England are at cricket but all that would very fucking boring. Wow, let’s face it, there ain’t a lot going on except massive anticipation for The Clipse and M.P.P. albums. So here are some ideas we could expand upon just to pass time. Feel free to vote in the comments section and we’ll drop the full length on the most popular ones.
- Schoolly D: Not black enough for some
- D Diddy Daddy D D-D Daddy Day: Castle D, P-Diddy, Daddy Freddy, D-Nice, Double Dee, Trick Daddy And Grandmaster Hot Day In Conversation
- Jacka-Nory: The Pittsburg rapper diversifies into childrens literature
- Bees: Easy Mo Bee and King Bee discuss bees
- Trigger Tha Gambler blows his Profile advance on bet365.com then shoots himself
- Fat Joe 10 years on: A little slimmer and a lot less relevant
- Every Record Label’s Duck’s Sick: Avian flu hits the music industry
- Chicken Supreme Nyborn: Cookin’ with the Payroll Posse
- Young Jock meets Young MC and find themselves surprisingly unfamiliar with each others catalogue
6 responses so far ↓
1 bushwickwill // Aug 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Bay Area rap is “rubbish”? you British bastids need some Messy Marv in your life.
I vote for the Jacka one, obvs, even though I had to google “Jackanory” to have any fucking clue what you were talking about.
2 j shields // Aug 12, 2009 at 3:05 pm
jacka nory!
3 brian beck from wiscompton // Aug 13, 2009 at 9:34 am
Spoonie G. Wells – Can The Godfather Of Rap become the godfather of sci-fi novels about time travel?
C-B.O – C-Bo admits that perspiration is a problem for him.
Black Rob, Rock And Ron – Black Rob takes the place of the sadly deceased Lord Black for the Black, Rock And Rob reunion tour
Real Ninjas Don’t Die – Does Storm Shadow really die in the new G.I Joe movie?
Mobb Shallow – Havoc and Karate Joe are lonely now Prodigy is in the bing, Big Noyd has gone his own way and Infamous Mobb are back working at their local carwash.
Compton’s Most Haunted – Yvette Fielding visits the famed city in L.A after MC Eiht spots the ghost of Eazy E muttering something about Tarrie B in his bathroom.
Puff Crew – Monty G in Ice Dog, LA Kid, Tone Love and DJ Detonator Too Tuff were all gay shocker!
4 Dan Large // Aug 13, 2009 at 10:38 am
Compton’s Most Haunted – like that
Juicy J opens his latest venture, a coffee shop
Ice Cream Tee open her latest venture, a nail salon
The Fat Boys open their new venture, a nursing home for old folk
Flavor Flav opens his new venture, an on-line Genealogy service
Any other instances where rappers have failed to capitalise on the marketing opportunities associated with their artistic aliases?
5 brice // Aug 19, 2009 at 8:33 am
‘there ain’t a lot going on except massive anticipation for The Clipse and M.P.P. albums’
- Only in the tiny, old fashioned, & narrow minded world of the fatlace blog
6 Dan Large // Aug 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
Oh yeah, sorry we missed one, Brice is looking forward to the new Diddy album
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