OK, we know we’ve not been regular like girlfriend’s period but as it’s September 1st we’re finna make a pledge to post up eyyyday for the forseeable future. Yes, it’s a fresh start as we work towards the winter wars. First up, a few ideas we rejected today. Peep, then don’t sleep, we got mad posts amking their way to your Google reader.

- Barber Queue Or Bugger Lou? T La Rock has to decide between waiting for a haircut or having sex with his DJ
- Spunk Bigga: JT The Bigga Figga’s adventures in sperm donation
- Kukoo Da Baga Bonez Bags A Bigger Bone Bag In Which To Bag Da Bonez
- Did We Mention That We’re Samoan? The Boo Yaa TRIBE make doubly sure
- Drunk Punk Clunks Munk Wit Da Funk: Why the Bless Ya Life star won’t be going to any more UK Subs gig
- “Yes, on the face of it, I guess we weren’t telling the truth”: The K9 Posse Admit That This Beat Wasn’t Very Military At All
- 7A2: The Bouldin Brothers Finally Admit Defeat In Their Attempts To Convince DJ Muggs For A Reunion
- Just Say “Stet”: Sub-Editing Tips From Wise The Human Mix Machine
- “Yes, on the face of it, it WAS too long”: Siah And Yeshua Da Poed Admit The Truth About A Day Like Any Other
- “I can go this low, but no lower”: Finally, Bass Responds To Chuck D’s Question
- Woody Woody Bloody Goodie Buddy Hoodies: The wives of Woody Wood, Bloody Moon and Goodie Mob try out the latest in hooded tops
- 5 Percent Nation Porn: Chicks take it in the Born Universal Truth Truth
- The Coup report no problems with new landlord.
- Superstar Quamallah reported to trades descriptions