Above: A couple of guys who can relate
Death
[The ageing process]
Rating: 0.1
Holy cows’ hairy assholes, getting closer to the big sleep sucks. The nearer you get to the end of your body’s worthless existence, the more tedious everything becomes. See how happy kids are? That’s cos this shit is off the radar to those dicks. See [...]

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Alcohol
[Purveyors of booze, since man realised this is all there is]
Rating: 8.6
As genres of self-abasement grow ever more diverse depending on the social circles you hang in (seriously – if you party with meth-whores, you’re a meth-whore), it’s worth bearing in mind that there are great levellers in the intoxicantosphere that unite arthritic b-boys, harassed [...]

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We should let you know, changes are afoot. Don’t worry, we’re not losing any of our tried and tested regulars – the nerdy old stuff, the new stuff that the people who like the old stuff think is highly incongruent. That’s all staying put. We’re just adding some new bits from legendary Fat Lace writers [...]

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