OK, we know we’ve not been regular like girlfriend’s period but as it’s September 1st we’re finna make a pledge to post up eyyyday for the forseeable future. Yes, it’s a fresh start as we work towards the winter wars. First up, a few ideas we rejected today. Peep, then don’t sleep, we got mad [...]

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Another week, another batch of rejected ideas from our crack team of ideologists. We could talk about how Drake will be the best selling artist of the year, how Bay Area hip-hop is mostly a little bit rubbish, how shit England are at cricket but all that would very fucking boring. Wow, let’s face it, [...]

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As Nasir said, ‘No Idea’s Original’. He also said ‘Kelis, will you marry me’. He also (probably) said ‘Kelis, you cheating c**t, I’m calling the lawyers in’ some two years later, so we’ll take his words of wisdom with a pinch of salt. So with a distinct lack of rap news this week the Fat [...]

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Gawd, we’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel this week. It’s only Wednesday and all we’ve brought you is MF Doom’s fetish for Sarah Silverman’s Jewish bootay. Here’s what you could have won if our creative team of tea drinkers, Rich Tea dunkers and professional Twitter time wasters weren’t too lazy to follow up on [...]

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Another week, another opportunity to kick Kanye when he’s already down, or is it? Nay we say, let us celebrate his genius and allow him space to make something like his first two albums again. Even his third album, minus anything like that Mos Def shite. If we said we knew what this week would [...]

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It’s been another tough week for the creative team behind Fat Lace. The passing of Tony D really crushed us and all we could bring you was Eminem’s new video alongside the rest of the world. If the week had a happier start these are some of the stories you could have been reading.
Crocodile Bun [...]

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Here are some of the stories we considered for Fat Lace this week, we just didn’t think they had legs.
- Naive Tongue: Phife thinks the credit crunch means he doesn’t have pay his Visa bill anymore
- The Real Weight: MTV’s new reality show for lard arses hosted by Chubb Rock
- Finsta Bundy: Married With Children’s [...]

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No equal…
Barely Regal: Queen Latifah appears in her first porn film
Barely Legal: We disclose the Justice System never went to law school
Scary Sequel: R.A. The Rugged Man rates the best B movies
Your Mike and my Mike, come on yo, no equal: Mikey D and Mike D’s respective partners compare notes
Freak Hell: Freak L, Freaky [...]

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Yes, we know we’re not upping with our usual swiftness this week. Think of it as an up north trip where no-one got hurt. The reason for our slackness? Mind your business. And if you’ve got no business, just make it your business to leave the Kings alone. Breakdown! We asked our man Johnny Depth [...]

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Yes, we’re fresh out the editorial meeting. We’ve got some great features lined up but here are a few that didn’t make the final cut this week:
- Stack Bundles finally meets his hero Giant Haystacks in heaven (R.I.P. to both)
- Flo Rida on Obama’s win in I Owa
- Pubic Enemy: When 75,000 copies of [...]

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